MISSED GOALS AND MOM AND DAD BLUNDERS

Little Timmy was totally pumped for his soccer game. He'd been dribbling non-stop, dreaming of scoring the winning goal. His parents were sitting nervously, their faces painted with enthusiasm. Then came the penalty kick. Timmy lined up, took a deep breath, and blasted it towards the goal. Sadly, the ball sailed into the goalie's arms. Timmy slump